Stefán and Einar came inside freezing cold, soaking wet and without coats and it went like this:
me: Whats wrong with you two? You have something against wearing a coat?
ste: yes, I do. My coat hurts me. It's always slapping me in the face.
me: Oh really, and why would it do that?
ein: The coats are jealous cause we have a head and they don't so they are always slapping us in the face.
I was then treated to a reenactment of a coat fight. Gruesome stuff, I can see why they would rather be cold.