I actually thought I had more time to prepare myself for moments like this. I was wrong.
'The Talk' went like this:
S: I know what you and dad do. You guys are having sex all the time.
k: (being rather caught off guard) Well thats not true, not all the time, otherwise we would have hundreds of babies.
S: So, that's how you get the babies?
S: So you have had sex three times then?
k: well, thats a personal question
S: Whats a personal question?
k: That means I don't want to talk about it.
I admit I could have handled that better, maybe, but I admit that in school I was one of the kids that could not stop giggling every time the teacher even said puberty in sex ed. And somethings never change.