Gullrass

Kasper found a cats collar outside today and brought it in.

Pretty thing, even had rhinestones on it.

But when I read the tag I nearly died laughing. Gullrass means Gold Ass. What kind of cat name is that?

I bet this particular cat ran away from home and ditched to collar to make sure no one ever tried to return him.

Poor cat, must have been seriously embarrassed.