A mid-twenties crisis

I am 26 now, so maybe I should say late twenties.

I have started doing things I could rarely be bothered to do before. I learned to pluck my own eyebrows, as you can see my technique needs work.

Thanks to my new lack of eyebrows, I started to color in what was left. This is a first for me too, although I have to admit I had thought about it in the past.

I Naired my arms, like anyone sees the stupid things. I always wear a sweater, it is not hot enough to be walking around bare armed. But underneath my sleeves are some new hairless arms.
I decided to get a little more serious about the tanning. I got a million freckles and a burn instead. (The tanning beds here do not have any time settings, everyone goes for 16 minutes at a time, hence the burn, in Canada I usually went for 8 or 9)

I have started eating boiled eggs everyday, they are OK.

I noticed my big toe on my left foot had 3 hairs on it. None of my other toes did, it was strange. I took care of it.

I have colored my hair twice in the last month. I am still not sure if I am happy with it.

I know I am doing all the wrong things, these things do not make people happy. I know that.

But I am in a rut.