A terrible mistake

Last week I went to see a lung specialist to get some help with this pesky horrible asthma.
The reception took all my money.
The lab took my blood and left a bruise.
The pharmacy wants money for my medication, but I can not pick it up until payday, special thanks to the doctor charging so much, but the best part was this conversation:

Doctor: It looks like the reception desk did a terrible job spelling your name.
Me: (after looking at the computer screen) no, thats right
Doctor: (after clearly misunderstanding me) Make sure to get this fixed before you leave
Me: No, no, that is my name
Doctor: Really? Buy you don't look Korean!
Me: I get that a lot
Doctor: Is this some kind of typical Canadian name?
Me: Only if your mother's insane.

The End.